Not ayoba

We went to Yzerfontein last weekend and decided to do a little local shopping and found these:



Not cool! This however made me smile and I bought it for a friend.


MY ANNER RYDING IS JOU MA.
Tee hee. x

GHD resurrected

So a while ago my GHD starting being naughty. It still worked but only if I twisted the cord and held it at just the right angle. This being far from ideal I put the new limited edition purple model on my Christmas wish list. I think it's so pretty, my colleague said it looks like a sex toy. Anyway, knowing I've been such a good girl this year I was sure Santa would deliver the goods. Then Matjie suggested I investigate getting my old one fixed rather :( That's like getting old shoes re-heeled instead of buying new ones...But I reluctantly took to Gumtree and found the address of an establishment called Speedy Flat Iron Repairs (0747127084). I emailed them and explained what was wrong with my sick GHD but stressed that I could not be parted from it for longer than a day as I would then be unable to go out in public including to work. Mr Speedy is definitely in the right job as he completely understood and the next day operated on my flat iron and had it cured within an hour! And he only charged me R150. So GHD and I are in love again and I saved about two grand. See, it's nifty being thrifty even when you are a princess. x

Ass-ets

On my way to work I noticed the front page of The Daily Voice today read "Cheeky taxi drivers charge fat passengers bum tax". Well good, airlines should do it too. Although there may be the argument for them acting as effective airbags on the ground, in the air there is nothing worse than getting stuck next to a fatty. They sweat, steal your food and you have to literally climb over them to get to the loo. It was while I was contemplating bum tax and catching up on celebrity gossip that I stumbled, or rather almost tripped over this...


Reeling backwards from my computer in utter shock I barely managed to summon the colleague to have a look. Turned out he is quite familiar with "Coco" and appreciates her generous derriere. Coco Austin is the wife of Ice-T and is a dancer, actress and glamour model. She has also appeared in Playboy. And on her website she claims her booty is 100% real. As Eminem said it, "I ain't never seen an ass like that." JLo and Kim K have nothing on this girl!

A K-Dash Xmas

I'm obsessed with the Kardashians (was so bleak I couldn't go to the Brutal Fruit launch on Friday) and stumbled across this this morning. I love it! They look kindof like the Cullens from Twilight but that's probably what they were going for.


In stark contrast we have Miss Hilton's Xmas Card...Ho ho ho!


Where was she even going with this? She looks like an awkward mannequin in that pose and it is not her best angle either. Just arb in my opinion.
K-Dash 1, Paris 0.

Put a rock on it

With Wills officially off the market I thought I'd do all aspiring princesses a favour and see what potential is still out there and I am pleased to report that all is not lost. There is of course third in line Harry but he has an on/off thing going with Chelsy (as baby sister would say, "dump the bitch and make the switch")so let's look beyond mud island...Land ahoy!




Those are the Casiraghi boys, Andrea and Pierre, of Monaco. Next we have Prince Amadeo of Belgium



Don't you just LOVE a boy in uniform?! Grrr.

I then came across Prince Azim of Brunei...


Shudder. He may be worth $22 million but I would NOT even for this


Nicole Richie's engagement ring, sigh.
Well now that you have something to set your sights on I'm off to my company Xmas do. I will try and behave better than last year. Because I'd arranged a lift home I may have gone a tad overboard...What makes me think so you ask? Well, we dropped off a colleague of mine on the way and I met her mother in the driveway. Afterwards she said to her daughter, "She seems like a lovely girl. Shame about her speech impediment." OMG.

Must. Have. This!